What’s the deal with the cans?

What’s so special about the cans? I’ve been away from here since perhaps mid September, and now that I"m back every other post is about can openings. What’s so special about them? What’s so appealing about them? Are they so damn satisfying to you that most of the posts on here have to be about them? If you like hearing them so much go out and get yourself a can of coke or pepsy and drink.

37 comments

  1. hay we have stupid trends on this blog it seems. so how about I start a trend where you take a shit and call it the shit opening

  2. not going to lie , what do you like. marchoffmann… Text:

    bleh. This is dumm. Like most on here are very yung people but just uh no. This gets anoying, rediculous, and just the same over and over.
    2022-11-08 11:29:52

  3. I didn’t say I hate cans, since we all most likely drank at least out of 1. My point rather is the rediculous amount of kids opening their cans here. It gets the same shit. Who’s supposed to listen to those nonstop.

  4. as for people hating cans. Heres what I gotta say. To each their own. Insert reverb

  5. bleh. This is dumm. Like most on here are very yung people but just uh no. This gets anoying, rediculous, and just the same over and over.

  6. In politics today, the cans party are standing strong with a greater than 50- percent in the polls, leaving the no canns party in the dust. Oh well, better luck next time.
    In other news: as the possibility of a world war three looks increasingly more likely, people are wondering when the next can opening will take place.
    "We can not underestimate the importance of cann openings", said a spokesperson for the cans party."Can’s for life!"

  7. Don’t worry, you can never place the cans guys, whatever trend he starts will just go along side the cans

  8. I’m going to start my very own stupid trend to replace the cans. Watch and see.

  9. Because can openings are awesome, glorious, heavenly things, and each one is to be savoured and treasured and shared with the world, so we may be lifted to new heights, and so we may have power unlike ever seen before. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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